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Friday, April 14, 2006

The Rove Monster has decided to give up some of his responsibilites under Bush so he can focus on the upcoming 2006 and 2008 elections. Oh boy, what do you think the Rove Monster has in store for us? I bet he'll do at least one of the following or all of them to win at all costs:
1. He'll start conspiring now with Diebold to create new and improved voting machines and will have them programmed to only count 1 out of 10 votes for the democratic candidates.


2. He'll contact the plane mechanics who work on the airplanes of our democratic senators to sabotage them (think Paul Wellstone and his story) to make it look like an accident.

3. He'll use Bush's illegal spy program to dig up information to smear democratic candidates or he'll leak classified information to the media for the same outcome (he got fired under Bush Sr. back in 1992 during his campaign for doing that, so this isn't out of his realm).

4. He'll start rounding up young republicans now to train them on how to steal elections and will strategically place them throughout the country like little robots hell-bent on getting the job done.

5. He'll create a new phone-jamming scheme.
Rove will be busy for sure. He may not be as visible as much in the White House handling the day-to-day issues, but oh...he'll be around. The Rove Monster is like our CIA...you may not see them but you know when they have attacked!

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